Okay, I never do these, but I stole this one from somebody because it looked fun and I want a new journal!

Directions:
1)Type your answers into urbandictionary.com
2) Post the first definition to the answer
3) Tag 3 people

--1) Name?--
James

1. James

Someone who is un usually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them.

(haha, if only it was as easy as urbandictionary makes it sound >.>

--2) Your age?--
21

1. 21

The age at which one is finally considered human.

(so true...)

--3) One of your friends? --

Alex

noun.
Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool.

--4) What should you be doing?--
Cleaning/Laundry

1. cleaning

(v) The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent.

1. laundry

Laundry can and is often used as a code name for sex, for discussion around people in public, or for people who are uncomfortable with the term "having sex" or "intercourse."

example: A woman says to her husband "Can we do the laundry?" The man says to his wife, "I already did the laundry, it was a small load, so I did it by hand."

(well I was thinking more about the pile of clothes laying on my floor, but lol @ that example)

--5) Favorite color?--
Blue

1. blue

The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.

--6) Birthplace?--
Longmont

1. Longmont

Also known as L-town, or Long-town, it is quite possibly the shit of the Front Range. The name comes from the notion that the men here are well-endowed.

"Long" - self-explanitory
"Mont" or "Mount" - Meaning phallic or penis

Thereby saying that those in Longmont are well endowed
Girl 1: I just hooked up with this guy from Longmont
Girl 2: How was it?
Girl 1: Dude, he was huge!!

(I'm going to remember this one)

--7) Birth month?--
May

1.May is the month where teachers think that they can control a classroom but really nothing gets done and no one cares about their grades anymore. usually this happens because summer break is only 30 days away

(Was true in High School, with all the finals lining up at the same time in college though, I'm going to have to disagree )

--8) Last person you talked to? --
Hmm, well it was Alex again, so I'm going to go with who I chatted with in livestream last, and whose name is apparently Michael (I had to check his page XD)

1. Michael

A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.

(Long definition is long)

--9) One of your nicknames?--
Pig

1. Pig

a officer of the law

(So this is why someone said I should become a police officer. Wow. I'm just now getting that

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I tag whoever wants to mess with it and have a few laughs.